{"id":34,"date":"2011-08-30T15:18:36","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T19:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rantography.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2011-08-30T16:29:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T20:29:02","slug":"breaking-news-apples-software-sucks-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rantography.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"Breaking news: Apple’s software sucks too!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look Apple’s software sucks and is just as annoying as every other software manufacturer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Screw you Apple! I only run this software so I can sync music with your phone I pay you to use. Yes I said your phone because after the last 800 page EULA I’m not sure if I actually own anything anymore. I started to fall asleep around page 600 or so of the agreement but I thought I read something about agreeing to being an indentured servant or something?<\/p>\n

\"Here<\/a>

Here install this crap!<\/p><\/div>\n

I like the iPhone, can’t deny it but, I can’t stand iTunes. It’s fat, bloated and slow! (Although, I can relate, actually.) No matter how hard a person tries it’s inevitable, you will end up with Quicktime installed. I despise Quicktime. I’ve despised it since Windows 95!\u00a0 I HATE it, it’s terrible! If you need a media player check out VLC or Media Player Classic nice, small, fast, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY they don’t try to take over your computer.<\/p>\n

To the right you can see proof of the virus that is iTunes. Look you dickheads I only want iTunes, I don’t want Quicktime, I don’t want MobileMe and I certainly don’t want that pile of steaming Elephant dung you call a browser. Sweet idea calling it Safari, that will certainly throw everyone off! People will never realize it’s actually an Elephant turd! Sure Safari is fine on a phone, but for the love of God DO NOT make me run it on my computer! The last thing I want is the web browser equivalent of a $10 Hamilton Beach toaster! Even on my Mac I don’t use it EVER!<\/p>\n

\"Ughh<\/a>

Ughh NO!<\/p><\/div>\n

Seriously if I really wanted to drink more Apple Kool-Aid I would install this garbage myself I don’t need you to try and push it on me like a dope dealer, so shove off! Stop checking these boxes by default! The last thing I want is to wake up in the morning after some binge drinking and find I installed Safari! The only thing I can think of that could possibly be worse would be waking up drunk, naked and next to Bette Midler!<\/p>\n

\"Reboot<\/a>

Reboot now? Seriously?<\/p><\/div>\n

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You’re not serious are you? A reboot? Really? A REBOOT? A REBOOT for an update to a glorified music player? Oh hell! I’ll be back I have to go reboot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look Apple’s software sucks and is just as annoying as every other software manufacturer. Screw you Apple! I only run this software so I can sync music with your phone I pay you to use. Yes I said your phone …<\/p>\n

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