Look Apple’s software sucks and is just as annoying as every other software manufacturer.
Screw you Apple! I only run this software so I can sync music with your phone I pay you to use. Yes I said your phone because after the last 800 page EULA I’m not sure if I actually own anything anymore. I started to fall asleep around page 600 or so of the agreement but I thought I read something about agreeing to being an indentured servant or something?
I like the iPhone, can’t deny it but, I can’t stand iTunes. It’s fat, bloated and slow! (Although, I can relate, actually.) No matter how hard a person tries it’s inevitable, you will end up with Quicktime installed. I despise Quicktime. I’ve despised it since Windows 95! I HATE it, it’s terrible! If you need a media player check out VLC or Media Player Classic nice, small, fast, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY they don’t try to take over your computer.
To the right you can see proof of the virus that is iTunes. Look you dickheads I only want iTunes, I don’t want Quicktime, I don’t want MobileMe and I certainly don’t want that pile of steaming Elephant dung you call a browser. Sweet idea calling it Safari, that will certainly throw everyone off! People will never realize it’s actually an Elephant turd! Sure Safari is fine on a phone, but for the love of God DO NOT make me run it on my computer! The last thing I want is the web browser equivalent of a $10 Hamilton Beach toaster! Even on my Mac I don’t use it EVER!
Seriously if I really wanted to drink more Apple Kool-Aid I would install this garbage myself I don’t need you to try and push it on me like a dope dealer, so shove off! Stop checking these boxes by default! The last thing I want is to wake up in the morning after some binge drinking and find I installed Safari! The only thing I can think of that could possibly be worse would be waking up drunk, naked and next to Bette Midler!
You’re not serious are you? A reboot? Really? A REBOOT? A REBOOT for an update to a glorified music player? Oh hell! I’ll be back I have to go reboot!
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