I don’t want Google as my home page so SHOVE OFF!

I don’t know about you but I always set my home page to blank. You know why? Because I open a browser to view a web page. Rarely is it ever the same web page. So the last thing I want is to waste another second of my life waiting for some GD page to load. I’m WAY too GD impatient for that! I’ve spent entirely to many minutes of my life waiting for a computer to do something. SCREW YOU DO IT NOW! I’m not waiting for the weather, the latest gossip, some stock quotes, last night’s box office numbers I don’t care! I also DO NOT give a FUCK what Prairie Dogs are really talking about!!!

WTF who Cares?

WTF who Cares?

Unless of course this is a Prairie Dog with a HUGE wallet willing to pay large amounts of money to build him a website.

Oh yea back to the topic SCREW YOU GOOGLE I DON’T WANT YOU AS MY HOME PAGE!!

Make me your home page.

Make me your home page.

I go to google.com and get this? REALLY? A nice little helper page that makes it SO nice and easy for computards to set Google as their home page. Do you really need help setting your home? I’m sure you probably do and actually, it’s probably not your fault at all. It’s the developers who decide to move the damn menus with every version. You know maybe hide the menu names, change everything to a cute little picture for the inevitable future when 90% of the world can no longer read. Just imagine if you sat down in a new car and the damn ignition switch was now in the glove box and the switch where the ignition used to be now beeps the horn and pops the trunk every time you touch it. You would be on the phone to the dealership loosing your friggin mind!!

Seriously make me your home page?

Seriously make me your home page?

So now here we are…. The first page you gave me wasn’t enough? Really? You have to nag and torture me even more with this? Just die already.

Now I will digress a little, having a search engine be the first thing that pops up in a browser window is useful no doubt. It’s SO useful in fact EVERY browser has the option to display a search box in the browser chrome. The box is SO awesome and so well thought out they made it with a drop down which presents you with a list of available search engines that YOU can customize and add your favorites too. It’s BRILLIANT! I wish more people would learn how to use it so maybe big giant web company X would stop begging for my browser.

BTW Google, I don’t want Chrome either Opera is a much better browser.